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Sex Travel Bangkok Thailand Information 2022

This sex travel Bangkok report is broken down for your reading convenience. All prices are in Thai Baht

Kapoos (Massage parlors) have existed long before Covid, but I’ve never tried them because of how opaque the whole scene is. I’m grouping all forms of Kapoos – meaning those that you only get a handjob, or only B2B+BJ, or you can upgrade to full service depending on the girl, or you will get straight F’S all included.

I’ve narrowed down my choices of Kapoos to Penthouse, Fabz, Yoshi and USB. These are partially due to the location, as a lot of Kapoos are really far away from the common hotel areas in central Bangkok on Sukhumvit Road.

Massage Parlors Visited During My Bangkok Mongering Trip

Penthouse – easiest to get to, but also the most expensive. You can get some super sex Thai lbfm girls that are smoking hot. They have quite a few of those 170cm+ long leggy slim girls. Don’t expect any pampering or girlfriend experience services. It opens till 3am I think so when you are horny at 1am, it’s an option. Full service included. Manager on your Line phone app is not the most responsive.

Fabz – I’ve picked someone who has a lot of reviews on Kapoo web board. While the sexy Thai girls have banging bodies (some abs lines showing while cowgirl), again the service is quite mechanical with full service included.

Bangkok Sex Travel Thai Bargirls Animation

Yoshi – Very cute and young girls, HJ only. However the girl I had has not too great HJ skills. So while the first half of the session is very enjoyable, the second half when she went for the 2nd pop was not so great.

USB – One that I regret putting off till my last week sex travel Bangkok due to location. Manager will send you uncensored pics and when asked they also gave me a recommendation for a girlfriend experience (GFE). One of the best session in this trip so far, girls are not as hot as the top tier Penthouse ones, but USB girls are more GND which suits their GFE style. Some pale skinned girls that look very Korean/Japanese for those who prefer that style. It’s supposed to be B2B only but it seems like most girls will do FS for an extra 1000-1500 tip. This is getting added to my rotation for future trips.

Thailand Monger Notes Key Take Away Things Learned

It’s really not all tourist friendly unless you put in some effort on researching the places. E.g. you at least want to know if the price includes FS, and sometimes it’s not obvious. Not to mention locations of some of these kapoos. Another point on location, it’s again a small sample size but I suspect you have to venture out of Sukhumvit to have a good experience at a good price. Thankfully, Grab has come a long way now so it’s really easy to do.
Some kapoo manager did ignore my Line messages (e.g. Kitty), not sure why. Personally I would stick with kapoos that are willing to send uncensored pics – they don’t seem to Photoshop much so pics are fairly accurate (compared to Fiwfans and Japanese massage)

Other Sex Travel Bangkok Areas Briefs

Nuru – only went to Mitu/SOAP this time. Meant to try Kokoro but it didn’t happen in the end. Oh well.

BJ shops – still sticking to 7 Heaven. For me, blowjobs are a very visual thing so the girl needs to have pretty faces. I would prefer to pay a premium at live Japanese sex chat and blowjob places over the cheaper options. Usually I only go at the beginning of the trip but actually went a few times more mid-trip this time. A BJ with the girl on their knees + eye contact is sometimes better than sex. Maybe I am weird.

Analisa Massage – new find in this trip. Found a Bangkok massage girl that I out called for an edging HJ session 3 times during my trip. What a gem.

Nana Entertainment Plaza – walked past but didn’t partake. Essentially it’s ground floor gogos putting tables out outdoors. Checked the quality of girls in Twister and was meh. The whole thing seems very depressing, like a speed dating table set-up with disinterested girls, a loud band in the background. I really like go gos but this is not it.

Patpong Road – very quiet, but a few are open. I didn’t walk in as I couldn’t see any customers while peeking in.

Japanese Karaoke – still need to find my replacement for Sexy Club F1…

Smooci Online Service – ordered one out of laziness and regretted it, really need to slash their prices in half for me to consider again

Final (Random) Thoughts Thailand 2022

I somehow expected this but the mongering did get boring starting week 3. It feels like everyday I wake up to find a place for food and also find a place for mongering. I do think if I am sex mongering in Thailand daily, 2 weeks is enough. That said, I could have just space the sessions out.

2 shot sessions are very price attractive in Bangkok, but I found that I pressured myself to squeeze 2 pops out in the session and ended up didn’t enjoy the 2nd shot anyway (and more often or not 2nd pop is not unsuccessful unless the girl is tight)

I don’t really speak Thai, but I found that when girls ask you “do you speak Thai?”, it’s always better to answer “very little” and say a few words instead of flat out saying “no I don’t speak anyway”. My guess is it shows you are interested in their culture, and many girls found Farangs (foreigners) trying to pronounce Thai words as “cute”.

On Sideline and Kapoo, a good rule of thumb would be if the shop wouldn’t send you uncensored pictures, it’s usually not worth your time. (some exceptions of course, but if you are in for 1 week, you really should focus on your batting average not finding rare gems)

Most girls I asked for Line have given me their Line, but trying to arrange for an out call to the hotel seems not worth it with most replying very slowly or randomly ghosting after some chatting. I think it’s still good to have their Line if you really like the girl, in case she moves shops, but I would just arrange sessions through the shops instead of a private out call.

Sex travel Bangkok has changed drastically in 2022. I hope this report helps in your plans.